Tori Spelling might have to get creative if all five of her kids end up going to college.
On the latest episode of her “misSPELLING” podcast, the actress, 51, told guest William Shatner that she will have to join OnlyFans to be able to afford that many tuitions.
Shatner, 93, noted that Spelling has “numerous children going to school, and the university, which they will eventually go to, I’m here to tell you is inordinately [expensive]. I mean, it’s just crazy.”
Spelling — who shares son Liam, 17, daughter Stella, 16, daughter Hattie, 12, son Finn, 11, and son Beau, 7, with estranged husband Dean McDermott — replied, “I’m gonna have to go on OnlyFans in order to get them into college.”
The actor had never heard of the adult subscription site, so Spelling explained, “I guess, originally, it was more women in the field — not sex workers, but along those lines.”
Shatner interrupted, “Wait a minute, wait a minute. When you say ‘not sex workers, but along those lines,’ they either are, or they aren’t. They’re either putting out, or they’re not putting out.”
He guessed that OnlyFans participants are “looking for sexual adventure?”
“Yes,” the “Beverly Hills, 90210” star confirmed. “But OnlyFans transformed into — now there’s comedians on and there’s chefs on, and it’s videos, and people pay. It’s, like, you could subscribe. But a lot of actresses do it now, and they show things.”
Shatner wondered what kinds of “things” were shown, to which Spelling responded, “So if you’re on in a bikini or something revealing, if people subscribe and they pay more, they can get, like, a shot of you with, like, your breast showing, or–.”
“–everything showing,” he interjected.
“If you want!” Spelling explained. “If you choose.”
“So what you’re saying is that there’s an app that you can go to to get financial help — like GoFundMe,” the “Star Trek” star said, suggesting a fundraiser name could easily be, “I need help raising my kids.”
Laughing, Spelling admitted, “I need that. Can we start that for me? Educating my kids about money so they don’t turn out like me.”
Shatner offered an alternative: “Let them work.”
“The oldest is good at arithmetic, I bet?” he asked, to which Spelling replied, “Nope.”
“Good at history?” he wondered. “Nope,” she said again.
“Good at volleyball?” he inquired, to which she responded, “Nope.”
“Good at staying home?” he asked. “Yup!” she replied enthusiastically.
“So have her stay home and have people pay her to stay home and out of their lives,” Shatner said with a chuckle, as Spelling let out, “Yeah! That’s what OnlyFans! is”
