If you cannot say anything nice, come and sit by Jennifer Aydin. And while you are at it, leave an extra seat nearby for one of the fan pages dedicated to the Real Housewives franchise. Over the weekend, this account pitched a verbally rude softball at the Real Housewives of New Jersey star. In return, Jennifer launched a dirty bomb right back, commenting about their “crooked eyes and deformed face.”

Dearest all. When commenting about appearances, do not. Instead, when this problem comes along, you must whip zip it.

This mess began when the @HW_Historian account decided to weigh in on the latest episode of RHONJ. Here, Danielle Cabral sweetly told Jennifer that she looked “like sh*t.” In response, Jennifer answered, “So do you, clown.” Taking to X, this blogger then shared an image of herself with Jennifer, but do not be fooled, as she used her image to agree with Danielle.

This account penned, “Danielle wasn’t lying!! I saw Jen that night (Hot Mess Express). Not only did Jen A look like she needed a bar of soap & quick shower – Jen needs a stylist!!”

Well, that was not nice. But, wait for it.

Several beats later, Jennifer logged on. “Her with her crooked eyes and her deformed face – I was trying hard not to stare – I didn’t want to be rude,” she commented.

As the viewers began weighing in, calling both of these ladies out for their quips, one found an alleged old mugshot belonging to this account holder. This created another response from the clap-back-Queen herself.

“She was kissing my ass that whole night- & she was so close I thought her drool might catch on- and Dang! That’s what she looked like before??? Out of her 2 faces, I like the lopsided one better- total upgrade!” Jennifer wrote back as her final barb.

Yikes. Neither party was kind. That said, Jennifer did not start this one. However, she sure as hell finished it.

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